#shi ain’t even funny I’m dying

[frecklebitchez]

FUCK

[aceoftwos]

so... i went to the dentist’s. and got fucked up on anesthetic. insisted i was franziska von karma for a good two hours. this is the results. 

simon says and charlie yells is me, bunster is bunny, toast is tammy, and jammin’ ninja is brian. 

private chat - bunny 

[5:54:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my spelling is shi a dn i accused th anaesthetiaologist or murder whe n iwoke up??? [5:54:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wHY DID I DO THAT????????????????????? [5:55:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mouth tastes like  sand paper thingk i'm drooling but no proof. [5:55:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: there was several ppl in surgery why accuse her she has cats, was nothing but nice. [5:56:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CATS?? THEY WERE SO CUYE TBH. [5:56:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm sry i don't have th mental acalpacity to reply rn/ [5:57:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i'm ry you're angry?? i jsut love and want the best ofr you and it isn't murder. [5:57:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you didn't kill anyways, right?? [5:57:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no, no, no you would never what am i talkimng about [5:58:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny is just just [5:58:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i just [5:58:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: loce you??? you 'd never murder anyone [5:59:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: funny pls answer i need someone to alk to until ele'strem starts [5:59:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i dont accuseo [5:59:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: accuse you of mjrderi promie [6:00:14 PM] bunster: ??? [6:00:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:00:47 PM] bunster: Omg hi [6:00:55 PM] bunster: You're acting so so funny [6:01:00 PM] bunster: Don't worry, I didn't murder [6:01:03 PM] bunster: I love you too [6:01:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI I LOV E YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING [6:02:01 PM] bunster: Just some homework!!! [6:02:07 PM] bunster: What about you? How's your face? [6:04:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my face is NYMB. [6:04:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HATE IT SO MUCH [6:04:31 PM] bunster: It's kinda nice tho! :3 [6:04:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: could'even properly accuse anyone of murder??? [6:04:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: what knida man am i????? [6:04:49 PM] bunster: The best kind! [6:05:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: buT MURDER???? [6:05:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny i accumsed a man or murder and could'nt even back it up with vidence???? [6:05:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT WASX AOMWNA FUCK [6:06:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AHE AWS SO NICE HE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CAT [6:07:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca't tell me if she's a got photographer or lying to make her case with professional photos?? [6:08:11 PM] bunster: Omg [6:08:16 PM] bunster: I see you love cats [6:08:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: omg ty i was about to skype brian if you didn't answwer [6:08:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ik ik shit about him but that would stil lbe blackmail [6:08:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I COULD BLACK HIM BUT, [6:09:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: secret secret stuff tbh i can't tell you it'd incriminate him i pleade the fifth for him [6:10:00 PM] bunster: Omg [6:10:08 PM] bunster: It's ok, ya don't gotta tell me [6:10:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my mouth tastes like shit why this [6:10:32 PM] bunster: I'm sorry [6:10:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm trying to condut a muder investigatio ain't nobody got time for this shit [6:12:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she' must've done it but no proof??? [6:13:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whERE'S THE DEAD BODY [6:13:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME SHE MUST BE LYING  [6:14:52 PM] bunster: Omg you're so silly [6:15:03 PM] bunster: Find the murder weapon! [6:15:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT [6:15:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't?? i'm lying in my room dying [6:15:21 PM] bunster: Are you batman? [6:15:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO???????? [6:15:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybE?

private chat - brian 

[6:14:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: brian brian i was knowedl out for lik 4hrw is it possible to hide and body in that time and coverup [6:15:34 PM] jammin' ninja: what [6:17:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: biAN THERE WAS MURDER THIS IS SRS [6:18:16 PM] jammin' ninja: what?? EXPLAIN. [6:18:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the aesthetic lady did it i k?? [6:18:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: talk to unny they know [6:19:13 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:19:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ASK BUNNY [6:20:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca'nt repeat too muc h [6:20:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: rbs kink meme has bunny ask them [6:21:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hs chat is good to solve a murer righht??? intent purpsoe tofay

group chat - members: bunny, brian, charlie, tammy 

[6:20:57 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny? [6:21:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: they askd me if i'm batman maybe they can't be trusted [6:21:48 PM] jammin' ninja: You there? Charlotte is saying something about a murder but I honestly can't understand and have no idea what's going on. [6:21:57 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:22:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'M NOT BATMAS [6:22:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR CHRISTMAS [6:22:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte are you okay? [6:22:41 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO??? there's murder happene but i have no prrof and i'm stuck at home. [6:23:16 PM] jammin' ninja: happened or happening? [6:23:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: past [6:24:04 PM] jammin' ninja: and you saw it happen? [6:24:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no i was out for 4hhhrs [6:24:53 PM] simon says and charlie yells: an drugged now [6:25:24 PM] jammin' ninja: what happened? [6:25:33 PM] jammin' ninja: where did it happen? [6:25:46 PM] toast: Dude what the heck is going on?! [6:25:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: woke up accused aesthic lady or murder [6:25:56 PM] toast: Woah what??? [6:26:03 PM] jammin' ninja: aesthic? [6:26:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WAS NOTHING BUT INCE AND SHOWED ME CAT PICS BUT IK???? [6:26:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no can't type word [6:26:18 PM] jammin' ninja: anasthetic? [6:26:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeS THAT [6:26:26 PM] jammin' ninja: oh. [6:26:33 PM] jammin' ninja: you're hopped up on anasthetic. [6:26:37 PM] toast: Ohhhhh [6:26:42 PM] jammin' ninja: well that explains a lot. [6:26:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BUT THERE'S STILL A MURDEER BRIAN [6:26:51 PM] toast: Yeah XD [6:26:58 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte there wasn't a murder. [6:27:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TAMMY YOU'TR ALIVE [6:27:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:27:09 PM] toast: I've always been alive [6:27:13 PM] toast: Hi [6:27:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I MISSED YOU [6:27:23 PM] toast: I've missed you to! <3 [6:27:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Anasthetic messes with your mind. [6:27:45 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i questned her [6:27:46 PM] toast: Yeah I mean I've never been on it but I've heard that to [6:27:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: have testimon7 right here [6:27:56 PM] toast: Questioned who? [6:28:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: aesthic lady [6:28:08 PM] toast: Oh [6:28:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the paper rly wet why this [6:28:32 PM] jammin' ninja: If she'd commited a murder she wouldn't tell you that. [6:28:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she denied it but i have all questns [6:28:54 PM] toast: Listen to Brian Charlie [6:29:08 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Anasthetic screws with your mind. [6:29:13 PM] jammin' ninja: You're imagining things. [6:29:54 PM] toast: Oh my gosh Charlie's gonna look back at this and think "what the **** was I thinking" [6:30:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny believes me excuuse you brain [6:30:17 PM] jammin' ninja: I think you need to rest for a while, Charlotte. [6:30:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe you't in on it???? [6:30:28 PM] toast: Lol [6:30:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't sleep tell me no sleep [6:30:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Rest is not sleep. Just try to relax. [6:31:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: will when steam is back on [6:31:10 PM] jammin' ninja: There's no murder. You're basically on a bad drug trip right now. [6:31:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AM NOT FUCK YOU [6:31:28 PM] jammin' ninja: I've seen people on anasthetic who thought fish were drowning. [6:31:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AREN'T THY??? THERE ARE FISH IN THE OCEAN THE OCEAN IS A MURDER [6:31:53 PM] toast: Lol [6:32:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH DIE BRIAN [6:32:08 PM] jammin' ninja: I can't tell how serious you are right now but either way it's disturbing. [6:32:11 PM] toast: Yup oceans are definitely murderers [6:32:17 PM] simon says and charlie yells: WHOS GONNA KILL TEM EXCEPT THE OCEAN [6:32:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Tammy, don't encourage her. [6:32:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SEE TAMMY BELEIVE MEs [6:32:33 PM] toast: I'm sorry it's just funny to me XD [6:32:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: theres nothing funny about murder tammy how dare [6:33:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the ocean killed peple and that' sfunny to yu????????? [6:33:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i changed my mind tammy isn't on my side [6:33:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: guILTY [6:33:34 PM] *** toast has renamed this conversation to "I don't know what's going on anymore" *** [6:33:51 PM] *** simon says and charlie yells has renamed this conversation to "GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *** [6:34:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why does it say i'm sto pple?? idk who simon is [6:34:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: two [6:34:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: too? [6:34:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Put the phone or computer down and take a break. [6:34:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: to??? [6:34:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CCANT BRIAN THERES MURDER TO SOLVE [6:35:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you think you can solve it while your mind is addled by anasthetic? You have to wait for it to wear off first. Then you can solve it with a clear mind. [6:37:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOU [6:37:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HUSBAND REPLYING ON MEE I WON'T LET AESTHTIC STOPO MEEE??? [6:38:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it wouldn honestly hlep yi you fer being srs??? [6:38:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get wit the program brian there a murder [6:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i need help not lunacy [6:38:51 PM] jammin' ninja: You can't even type properly, and you're accusing me of lunacy? [6:38:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YEES [6:39:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MY MOTO SKILLS ARE IMPARED SO WHAT [6:39:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HAVE A MURDER TO FIC [6:39:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I wish you luck with that. [6:39:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOUr NOT HELPING [6:40:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGERTH YOU FOOLISH FOLL TAST MY WHIP [6:40:18 PM] jammin' ninja: How could I help? I have no evidence. [6:40:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SO FIND SOME???????????????????/ [6:40:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I don't have a car. [6:40:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVIDENCE IS NTHNG TO YOU FUCKNIG DUMBASS ATTORNEY ANYWAYS [6:40:53 PM] toast: I thought franziska Von karma had a whip? [6:41:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOURE FULL OF CONJECTURE [6:41:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeah and 'm not agrafi to use it?? [6:41:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't care yif you're my brothe fuck off. [6:41:49 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are your brother. [6:42:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ILMES EDGWORT YOU'RE STILL A VONKARM HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME [6:42:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM PERFECTIN [6:42:42 PM] jammin' ninja: You said you're Edgeworth though. [6:42:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOUEvidence. [6:43:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO?? why would i be that foolish foll of a little bro of mine??? [6:43:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: lIES [6:43:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSES THE PROSECUTIOON I AM GOD [6:44:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MANFRED VON KARMA GOD OR PREOSECUTORS [6:45:51 PM] jammin' ninja: I give up. [6:46:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THA LAW DOESN GIVE UP [6:46:52 PM] toast: Yeah I'm just gonna let Von karma do her own thing and let her believe whatever she wants [6:47:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: vom karma is alwyas pefec [6:47:22 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm not the law. Therefore I can give up. [6:47:23 PM] toast: Yup [6:47:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOU ARE A VON KARMA VONKARMAS DO WHAT THEY WANT [6:47:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES [6:49:09 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm Brian, not a Von Karma. [6:52:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BRIAN VON KARMS [6:52:42 PM] jammin' ninja: Welp, I tried. [6:53:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OEOCUTE TIS CASE THERE'S A CLEAR GUILT PARTY [6:53:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVEN NICK CAN'T ATOP US [6:57:58 PM] jammin' ninja: You seem to have this one handled. [6:58:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I DO NOT I'M IN BED RECOVEING [6:58:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE CRIME SCENE [6:58:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get it thru your fucking hea miles edgwort [6:59:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you prosecut for me when i got shot but no now??????????/ [6:59:36 PM] jammin' ninja: Okay, okay, I'll deal with it. I'll need a few hours though, to make sure I search every inch. [7:00:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT BACK TO ME AS YOU FIND THINS OR I WHIP [7:00:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: scruffy will follow you to make sure!!! [7:00:59 PM] jammin' ninja: Alright, will do. 

private chat - bunny 

[7:03:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:25:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: at least finall investigat is overeay [7:25:46 PM] bunster: lol [7:25:48 PM] bunster: v good [7:26:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: speAKING OF KAY [7:26:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: didd that foolish fool find enough for you to run a simulation?????? [7:27:11 PM] bunster: nah not yet. We wait. [7:27:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mies edgewoth is a food as alsoyas [7:27:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TELL HIM YHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND RESULTS SOON [7:27:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'LL FIRE HIM [7:28:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CAN DO THAT I AM THE ALAW. [7:28:30 PM] bunster: of course of course

group chat - members:  bunny, brian, charlie, tammy

[7:04:39 PM] bunster: brian is totes the murderer tammy is innocent [7:04:55 PM] bunster: -disappears into the night- [7:05:07 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are murderers, we're working on the case, you derp. [7:05:26 PM] toast: Yeah exactly [7:05:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:05:39 PM] bunster: THAT'S WHAT A MURDERER WOULD SAY [7:05:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SCRUFFY ISN'T INNOCNT SHE'S A FOOL [7:06:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FOOLISH FOOL DETECTI VE TOO ATTACHED TO MY MILES EDGWORTH HE'S GUITLY [7:06:39 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny, stop goofing around and get to work. We have a murder to solve. [7:07:11 PM] bunster: oh shit yeh yeh I'll get on it [7:07:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'D SEE MY WAY EVENTUALLY MILES EDGEWORTH [7:07:19 PM] bunster: lol [7:07:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get to work kay!!!! [7:07:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay you had one job [7:07:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: doen't [7:07:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't steal any evidence [7:07:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:07:58 PM] bunster: this is kinda hilarious [7:07:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgewrth is incompetent he needs all the evidence he can get [7:08:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EXCUSE YOU DON'T LAUGH SOMEONE IS DEAD [7:08:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: idk who yet but???? murde [7:13:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: reports??? i'ts been hrs [7:14:19 PM] jammin' ninja: it's been minutes. [7:14:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: jsut bc i' not there doesn't mee you can slACK OFF [7:14:27 PM] jammin' ninja: i'm not even there yet. [7:14:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: NO IT HAS NOT [7:14:36 PM] jammin' ninja: traffic is terrible. [7:14:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GET A FUCKINLE CLOCK MILES [7:14:59 PM] *** Group call *** [7:15:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:11 *** [7:15:15 PM] bunster: ? [7:15:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: that report was terrible [7:15:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nothing but silence??? [7:15:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who initiated thati  was them fire [7:17:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whoevr was is firec when i find out [7:19:03 PM] bunster: omg [7:19:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: can' figr ou this foolishly fllosih sifr desidnged buy a foolsihly foolish fool!!!! [7:19:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who start the calll?????????????/ [7:21:01 PM] bunster: not meeeeee [7:21:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I REQUIRW TESTIMONY [7:21:28 PM] jammin' ninja: It was clearly Wright. He's trying to butt in to our investigation. [7:21:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PHOENIX WRIGHT CAN CROSSEXAMINE IT [7:21:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oh good point [7:21:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeh okay [7:21:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fuck phonix wright he is a foOL [7:22:00 PM] bunster: lol [7:23:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth may be foolishly infatuated with him buT HE'S STILL GETTING IN OUR WAY??? LET THE MANY INVESTIGAT IN PEACE [7:23:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PSEAKING OF [7:23:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: RPEORT [7:25:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEWORTH A VON KARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE TARDINESS [7:27:20 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm a little tied up at the moment. [7:27:36 PM] jammin' ninja: By that, I mean I've found a bowtie. [7:27:48 PM] jammin' ninja: It's quite cool. [7:28:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Searching is ongoing. I'll report when I've found something more significant. [7:32:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: boW TIE??? [7:33:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE CONE'S INVOLVED [7:33:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THAT MEANTS THERE WAS TOTALY A MURDER [7:33:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KID CAN'T TALK FIVE FOTT WITHOUT RUNNING INT  A FUCKING MURDER. [7:33:43 PM] jammin' ninja: Upon closer inspection it's actually a necktie. [7:34:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he pattern fish [7:34:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ??? [7:34:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH PATTERN???? [7:34:45 PM] jammin' ninja: You know those ugly hawiian shirts? It's like that, but worse. [7:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE KILLED HIM [7:35:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ONLY HIS FASHION SENSE IS THAT BAD [7:35:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR LARRY [7:35:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but larry isn't answering skyppp [7:35:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: so focus on investigating gumshow [7:35:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but gumshoee isn't in chat either??? disappered a whole a go. [7:36:04 PM] jammin' ninja: I've also found a discarded orange peel. [7:36:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Wait, no, this is a tangerine peel. [7:36:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hori likes oranges she ate so many her nails went orange on point [7:36:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oranges mikan tangerine ssame dif??? it's orange [7:37:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  don't dare start feeding me conjecture miles ik what i'm talkngi about [7:37:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM THE LAW [7:37:29 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes, Mrs. Law. [7:37:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FRANZY VON KARMA EXCUSE YOU [7:37:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't spelll name rn [7:38:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fransizka? [7:38:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzisika? [7:38:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzy [7:38:21 PM] jammin' ninja: I know. Focus on recovering. [7:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm franyyyyyyy [7:38:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I WILL FOCUS WHEN YOU FIND RESULTS [7:39:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe better for me to get out there sooner and take over because you're incompetent thoug [7:40:05 PM] jammin' ninja: There's a cat. I'm petting the cat. It's a nice cat. Not evidence, though. [7:40:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OYU HATE CATS [7:40:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ARE YOU BETRAYING PESS????/ [7:40:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:40:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't pet the cat aren't you allergy [7:41:58 PM] jammin' ninja: I'll be fine. I'm just hoping if I pet it enough it'll be satisfied and go away so I can keep searching in peace. [7:42:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: surprise efficient stratwegy from you miles edgeworth [7:42:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: msy you arent useless [7:43:01 PM] jammin' ninja: Thank you. [7:43:20 PM] jammin' ninja: ...Okay the cat has left. [7:43:28 PM] jammin' ninja: Resuming my search. [7:43:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  is scruffy still following you i told him two [7:44:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: isn't answering skyype [7:44:20 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes. His phone died. Forgot to charge it. [7:45:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he annoying yo [7:46:00 PM] jammin' ninja: No. He's proving quite useful, actually. He found some strange crumbs from some kind of pastry. [7:46:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did you find a body [7:46:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: how did you get them to let you in [7:47:19 PM] jammin' ninja: No body. I told them I'm an investigator, of course. [7:48:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: okay but usually theyre dickfaces i hate peolpe [7:48:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY MEVER LET YOU IN [7:49:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE TO CREATE A CRIME SCNEE TO INVESTIGATE AND FORCE THEM TO LET YOU IN, MILES EDGEWORRHH???? [7:49:42 PM] jammin' ninja: No. [7:50:22 PM] jammin' ninja: ...They may have turned me away at first. But I insisted until they gave up. [7:50:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i mean they'd le me in i'm von karma and you may have been one but you never too kthat name and you're a foOL [7:50:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGWORTH ISN'T THAT ANNOYING [7:50:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it was gumshow wasn't it [7:50:51 PM] jammin' ninja: maybe. [7:51:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i knew it my cases are always perfect there was no room for doubt [7:52:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: unless phoenix wright somehow go word and started being his usual foolish self [7:52:47 PM] jammin' ninja: ...He was just leaving as I arrived... [7:52:57 PM] jammin' ninja: So he already knows. [7:53:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND??? did you press him for information? [7:53:36 PM] jammin' ninja: I tried. He was having none of it. [7:53:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't tell me you passed up a chance to talk to him i know you miles edgeworth [7:53:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DON'T GIVE ME THAT THE MAN LIVES TO TALK AND MAKE A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF [7:54:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND SO DOES MS FEY [7:54:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: was she not there?? [7:54:35 PM] jammin' ninja: No. And he was in a rush, for once. [7:54:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wha happened to my girlfriend miles was she not there to annoy you that measn smth is wrong where is she is she okay [7:54:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND YOU DIDN'T SEND SCRUFFY TO TAIL HIM??????? [7:55:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT'S CASE RELATED [7:55:40 PM] jammin' ninja: I did, but he gave us the slip. Surprising, considering how much he stands out. [7:57:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: and hew asn't at his agency?????? [7:57:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did yuo try asking trucy [7:58:18 PM] jammin' ninja: Apparently he left as soon as he got back. Something about checking out another place. He's clearly looking in the wrong places, though. [7:58:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why so? [7:58:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [7:59:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I've found what appears to be a rubber chicken covered in barbeque sauce. This is too strange to not be relevant. [8:01:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it is irrelevant if yo can' prove it'ss related with Logic!!!! [8:01:56 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you have any ideas? I'm having difficulty with this one. [8:02:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: turn your thinknig around [8:02:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: now how was it realte [8:02:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why would it be ther is it wasn't? ? [8:02:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ask witnesse [8:05:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [8:05:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEOWTH [8:07:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm forced to assume soometing has impeded your progress [8:07:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is it gumshoe [8:08:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: or did phoenix wright return??? [8:08:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: STOP LETTING YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLSIH CRUSH ON A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL DDISTRACT YOU??? [8:10:56 PM] bunster: I CANT HELP IT [8:11:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ?????????????????/ [8:11:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay faraday what are you on about [8:11:57 PM] bunster: I'm gaaaaay [8:12:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FINNIN AND MICKEY AND TED CONFESSED TO MUDERER????? [8:12:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: INVESTIGATION OS REQUITRED [8:12:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY FARADAY YOU'RE ON THE JOB [8:13:13 PM] bunster: Oh my lord [8:13:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MIESL EDGWRTH IS CLEARLY USELESS [8:13:31 PM] bunster: Nooooo! [8:14:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: if he refuses to report then he is useless to me!! [8:14:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: a von karma demands perfection!!!! [8:16:47 PM] jammin' ninja: Report: Wright is back. I have succeeded in convincing him to join me for what he believes is a friendly dinner. I will use this opportunity to subconciously drill him for information on what he has discovered so far. [8:17:14 PM] jammin' ninja: Radio silence for now. He must believe the ruse if this is to succeed. [8:17:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: going on a date with your cruh does not constituate an investigation miles edgeowrth!!!!! [8:19:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE REPORT [8:20:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mile edgeworyh is clearly useless and i require your equally useless, if responsive presence!!!!! [8:26:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOUR ICON IS GREEN [8:33:18 PM] bunster: Omg lol [8:33:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY. [8:33:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORtt [8:33:40 PM] bunster: WHAT [8:33:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE MURDER, KAY FARADAY. THE MURDER!!!! [8:34:22 PM] bunster: Report: I still don't have enough information for a simulation but I'm trying to make something with what I've got. There could be some holes in the thing tho [8:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: any body? [8:34:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: alibis? [8:35:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: witnesses? ?? [8:35:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth is useless and humshoe refusse to respond you're only lead [8:36:08 PM] bunster: Hmmmm there's no proof that the murderer was where they claimed to be. No witnesses have come forward [8:36:27 PM] bunster: My info ain't helpful I'm sorry